Butter Me Like One of Your Lobsters

jung-koook:

duality 😳

heybaetae:

SEVEN // 3D + 💦💦💦

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tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913:

I don’t want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

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itsallaboutzayn:

who gave him that tight tank top? 😳🥵

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sovietpostcards:

narkomgay:

foxpurr:

lesbiskammerat:

love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

I’d love some examples!!

Caring for birds will increase your fruit harvest!

What are you interested in? The library has many books to match your interests.

Tourism is the best relaxation!

Vitamin C. Vitamins help you to become healthy and strong

Fresh air strengthens health and improves quality of education! (Soviet classroom design, from my personal experience, includes big windows that let in a lot of air and sunshine)

“Do morning exercise”

“Take up cycling”

And my all time favourite, “Drink tea.”

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catchymemes:

Happy october 3rd!✨

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the-gnomish-bastard:

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer:

muckmage:

vileviale:

caffeinated-octopus:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

the-lumpfish-king:

theoneofwhomisblue:

sundere1181:

revcleo:

jay-works:

1863-project:

findingfeather:

rougey:

bird-cannibalism:

griancraft:

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

“Friends, enemies, and those still under review”

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

“Attention K-Mart Shoppers” <- qualifies as vintage

“Y'all” <- y'all

“hey fuckers” - casual, ambiguous

“attention, freaks. It’s me.” -dhmis quote

I just say “you” with a broad gesture

“chat” <- let’s everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

mothers and fuckers of the jury

humans & co

Fellow creatures

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you’re saying

killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”

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daily-shinee:

Taemin ✦ Hard Era

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